Lucy for Mayor

Why can't Lucy run for mayor? I have never known anyone who has more popularity amongst a wide array of people from all walks of life. She certainly does not discriminate based on race, sex, financial status or any other criteria.

Like most politicians, Lucy is quite happy to accept bribes and gifts from the public.

Lucy is committed to the cause to eliminate squirrels from the town of Alamo. Unfortunately, she has yet to actually catch one (she would have no idea what to do if she actually caught one) but she sure ain't gonna stop trying.

Lucy is also committed to doing her part to keep the trails clean. With her nose to the ground, she'll find that last piece of garbage or scrap of food and make sure it is "disposed" of.

Lucy can work a crowd. If presented with a group of people to greet, she is quite adept at ensuring everyone gets a "kiss".

Lucy for Mayor!